1. bookgeekconfessions:

    booksandhotchocolate:

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was released seven years ago - July 21, 2007.

    I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT WAS 7 YEARS AGO!

    (via doctorfrankengust)

     

    1. Person: the doge meme sucks.
    2. Doge:
    3. Doge:
    4. Doge: wow. Such attacked. Came out for good time. Much honest.
     
  2. nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

    unicornmunch:

    dauntlessoldier:

    4th of July posts

    the last one killed me. … i can’t even .

    IT’S ALMOST THAT TIME AGAIN BITCHES

    AMERICA DAY BITCHES

    THE ONE DAY A YEAR WE PRETEND NOT TO HATE OUR COUNTRY

    (via auguriesofhope)

     
  3. ph4ntasmag0ria:

    crystalgiuls:

    sobrietykilledtheteenager:

    thebigbadafro:

    It’s a mix of hell and outer space.

    how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

    i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.

    I want to be alive when they start traveling deeper.. I can’t wait to see what they discover.

    (Source: thatscienceguy, via bbcf1sundays)

     

  4. kastiakbc:

    welcome-to-my-flawed-perfection:

    STORY TIME:

    there was a chicken in my yard today

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    so i went to investigate

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    and upon approaching the chicken i discovered

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    more chickens????

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    ????? ? ?? ??

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    ???? ??? ? ???

    you have been blessed by the chicken gods

    bestow upon them offerings of sunflower seeds and watermelon and they shall bestow upon you good fortune

    (Source: spideysass, via ihaveaspiritindestructible)

     

  5. embarrassedpokerface:

    carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

    crispychocolate:

    serkret:

    god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this

    we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class

    my group is doing the very hungry hitler

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    OH MY GOD

    so hitler took poland

    but he was still hungry

    PLEASE POST YOUR FINAL PRESENTATION

    (Source: massive-yaoi-hands, via ihaveaspiritindestructible)

     
  6. ba614:

    THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.

    HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. 
    HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.

    This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

    (via mondozax)

     
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  8. shootingwhiterabbits:

    oldmanherondale:

    superpower-lottery:

    thecastoyourdean:

    We were redecorating our living room a while back and me and my sister managed to convince our parents to let us paint this on the floor before we put the carpet down. 

    I can’t wait until we move out and the next owners of the house go to redecorate.

    My parents are awesome. 

    I can’t wait until you trap a demon in it.

    I can’t wait until you meet a new friend, have them over for the first time and find that they suddenly can’t move from that spot for some strange reason.

    oh god

    (Source: cosycastiel, via today-the-world-is-ugly)

     
  9. benedictedcumberbabeof221:

    acitymadeofsong:

    wasureneba:

    tomlinfaggot:

    liquidpixie:

    dialray:

    ultimagus:

    littlewhinging:

    still one of the best things ive ever seen.

    slaughter melon reporting for duty.

    BROCONUT

    m a n g ERI NE

    FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

    too good to not reblog

    How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

    isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

    I knew that was coming

    (via daily-dose-of-sarcasm)