*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch
make hank green find the thing
YES PLEASE
(Source: fuck-fuck-shit-fuck)
look what we have here
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
(Source: shsluckomaeda)
Muser problem nr. 4793: not knowing which shirt to wear at the gig.
the muse one
your ship
THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY
(Source: cybii-chan)
lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can
I heard a lion roar at the zoo once and it sounded like a muted snore okay it was very anticlimactic